Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A: He was egg-spelled!
Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
A: She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: His friends egged him on!
Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A: 14-carrot gold.
Q: What kinds of bedtime stories do Easter Bunnies like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings.
Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a stressed person?
A: An Easter basket case!