It reminded me of our stamp, 0295F Fun Trying:
I have to say that Steve was a great sport as we dragged him from store to store. This diagram illustrates our very different shopping styles:
Perhaps he wasn't sticking with us to be nice, but instead because he was afraid:
Then the inevitable happened:
Actually, shopping at the mall can really tire me out! I must not be preparing properly:
In fact, I'm more of an online shopper myself, like this couple:
Here are a few shopping jokes I ran across:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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A teenage girl was shopping at the mall and stopped at the perfume counter. She examined the different bottles: “My Sin,” “Desire,” and “Ecstasy”. She said to the salesperson, “I don't want to get emotionally involved...I just want to smell nice.”
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