Friday, September 2, 2011

Friday Funnies

While we were enjoying our rutabaga fries in Cumberland last weekend, I spotted this sign:

And as long as we're talking about chickens, have you ever wondered why the chicken really crossed the road? Here are a few possbilities:

It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Roseanne Barr:
Urrrrrp. What chicken?

Bill the Cat:
Oops. Ack. Ppthpt.

To come, to see, to conquer.

Salvador Dali:
The fish.

Emily Dickinson:
Because it could not stop for death.

Bob Dylan:
How many roads must one chicken cross?

Sigmund Freud:
The chicken was obviously female and interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious.

Robert Frost:
To cross the road less traveled by.

Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.

Lee Iacocca:
It found a better car, which was on the other side of the road.

John Paul Jones:
It has not yet begun to cross!

Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

For the greater good.

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?

The Sphinx:
You tell me.

Mae West:
I invited it to come up and see me sometime.

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Happy Friday...from one chick to another!


True :) said...

LOL! Thanks for the cluckle...ahem...I mean chuckle! ;)

True :D

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! This is hysterical!!! I absolutely love it!!!!

PS I am not anonymous! My name is Theresa!

Chelsea said...

You make me laugh chick ... Thanks!

Tammy C. said...

"from one chick to another" is my favorite inky set! I use it all the time. Thanks for the good laugh this morning!