Friday, October 28, 2011

Friday Funnies: Happy Halloween


Remember that fun Halloween riddle book created by Polly? It was filled with Inky images and joke stamps. Well, here are a few non-stamp riddles I thought you might enjoy:

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts.

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray.

How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope.

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball.

What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated.

Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation.

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves.

What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A Boo-ick.

What ride do spirits like best at the amusement park?
The roller ghoster.

What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
A poultrygeist.

Hope YOUR horrorscope calls for a fun weekend, Inky friends. And if you haven't yet seen our Autumn Critters Blog Hop, please check it out!

2 comments:

Crystal said...

HEHEH these are sooo fun, thanks for sharing Jackie...Oh my I have this witch I have to ink her up :))))))

Chelsea said...

I love these! They are so funny.