Friday, October 14, 2011

Friday Funnies: More Dogs


Have you heard about the new dog cross-breeds? According to my sources, these specialized "designer dogs" are now officially recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog that's fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Dachshund + Yorkie = Dorkie, the perfect dog for geeks & nerds

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

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Hope you have a terrier-ific weekend! If you're attending the Hampton show, please stop by the Inky booth to say hello. (Ask me for a cookie...I'm not kidding.)

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