Friday, November 4, 2011

Friday Funnies: Autumn


Today, I've got a few one-liners to celebrate autumn and its bounty:

Autumn is a season for big decisions, like whether or not it’s too late to start spring cleaning.

I got tired of looking at all those leaves in my yard, so I got up off the couch and went into action. I closed the curtains.

The autumn leaves are a lot like raising kids. First they turn on you, and then they fly away. And next thing you know, you look out the window and they’re back!

This autumn, we can look forward to falling leaves and rising gas prices. We’ll be raking it up while the oil companies are raking it in.

I can hardly wait until all the leaves turn brown to match the grass.

Autumn is a great time of the year. Soon those ugly patches of dead grass in your lawn will be covered up...with ugly patches of dead leaves.

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Hope these "leaf" you with a smile on your face. Happy Friday, Inky friends!

1 comment:

Marie said...

Laughter is the best medicine and with so many people ill this fall this is the place to get well. THANKS for the giggles.