Friday, December 23, 2011
Friday Funnies: Santa
I can't believe Christmas is almost here. I'm not sure what happened to the month of December, which seemed to fly right by like Santa's reindeer! But now that I've got just a few (ha!) things left to do before the big day, I might have to pay a visit to the "star bucks" myself, LOL.
(BTW, I found the above cartoon in a high school newsletter, of all places.)
I'm not sure if you're a planner or more of a last-minute person like, but I'll keep today's post rather brief. Just thought I'd share a few tidbits of humor based around that iconic Christmas character with the red suit and white beard:
Yep, Santa visited our house yesterday! He made a special trip to see my sister-in-law's daycare kids, so I snapped a quick photo before he left.
That reminded me of the three stages of man:
1) He believes in Santa Claus.
2) He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
3) He is Santa Claus.
And now for the riddles:
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How many reindeer does Santa have?
Eleven of them, named below:
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,Rudoph (the one with the red nose), Olive ("Olive, the other reindeer"), and Al ("then Al the reindeer loved him").
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would s/he be called?
A subordinate claus.