Friday, April 27, 2012
Friday Funnies: Arbor Day
In celebration of Arbor Day, I've got a few silly jokes I "wood" like to share with you:
Q: Did you hear the one about Arbor Day?
A: It'll leaf you laughing!
Q: What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?
A: A pantry!
Q: Why was the pine tree sent to its room?
A: Because it was being knotty!
Q: Did you hear the one about the oak tree?
A: It's a-corny one!
Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!
Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling green!
Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log in.
Hope you have a tree-mendous day, Inky friends!