Friday, April 6, 2012

Friday Funnies: Easter Humor


A man was driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid running into it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the sweet little critter was dead.

The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead bunny and sprayed the entire contents of the can all over it.

Miraculously, the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. About 50 yards away, the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."


(Editor's Note: Of course, we realize that Easter is not really about bunnies and chicks and eggs. What is Easter, then? Read on...)

What Is Easter?

Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.

St. Peter asks the first man, "What is Easter?"

The man replies, "Oh, that's easy, it's the holiday in November when everybody gets together, eats turkey, and is thankful."

"Wrong," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second man the same question. "What is Easter?"

The second man replies, "No, Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."

St. Peter looks at the second man, shakes his head in disgust, looks at the third man and asks, "What is Easter?"

The third man smiles and looks St. Peter in the eye.

"I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper, and He was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took Him to be crucified and was stabbed in the side, made Him wear a crown of thorns, and He was hung on a cross. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder. Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if He sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."


Hope you have an egg-cellent Easter, Inky friends!

6 comments:

Linda R. said...

Thanks for the laughs.


How about....

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot, cross buns.

Sorry!

Jackie Wamhoff said...

Hah! That's a good one, Linda. :-) Thanks for sharing!

LilyPinkScraps said...

Thanks for the giggles!! :D

Chelsea said...

Hilarious!

Sue D said...

Very funny!

Blogger said...

TeethNightGuard is offering personalized fitting and highest quality custom made dental protectors.