Friday, June 29, 2012

Friday Funnies: Fourth of July


What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!

What is the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill!

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!

Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?
Because they lived in colonies.

What would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration of Independence with a rooster?
John Hancock-a-doodle-doo!

What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!

What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!

What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee poodle!

What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The fodder of our country!

Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!

What was General Washington's favourite tree?
The infantry!

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!