Friday, October 19, 2012

Friday Funnies: Cows

Did you read Tuesday's post showing the cards made with 11125MC Punny Christmas Cows Clear Set? We're continuing the cow theme for today's jokes!


There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing.

The farmer noticed this and went out to ask the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like the rest of the herd?"

The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."


What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock

What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey

Why can't you shock cows?
They've herd it all.

What do you call it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out

Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria

What do you call a cow who just recently had its baby?
De-calf-inated


5 comments:

Andrea said...

Love these!!!!

C2 said...

Again, you've cracked me up on Friday. Great job.

Creative M said...

Too funny!I love it!!

Sue D said...

Funny--I like the one with We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down.

Linda R. said...

Thnaks for the smiles!