Friday, October 26, 2012

Friday Funnies: Happy Halloween


Hans and Stein were playing in their yard in Munich when one of the boys accidentally swallowed a coin and started choking.

Hans ran inside to get help, yelling, "Mom! Dad! Come quick! There's a franc in Stein!"


There once was a witch that put a curse upon a man named Benny. She told him that he had to grow a beard, and if he ever shaved, then he would instantly be transformed into a piece of pottery.

Well, Benny thought that was the silliest thing he'd ever heard and didn't believe what the witch had said. So the next morning, he got up and shaved as usual. As soon as he put down the razor, POOF...he was turned into a vase.

That just goes to show you: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.


Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Mary Agnes. "What should we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on! That will get rid of the abomination," suggests Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes switches them on, knocking the little Dracula about, but he clings on and hisses even more loudly.

"What should I do now?" screeches Sister Mary Agnes.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water before we left the Vatican!" replies Sister Mary Vincent.

Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he still hangs on and hisses again at the nuns.

"Now what?" screams Sister Mary Agnes.

"Show him your cross!" says Sister Mary Vincent.

"Good idea," cries Sister Mary Agnes. So she rolls down the window and shouts, "GET OFF MY DARN HOOD RIGHT THIS SECOND, YOU LITTLE CREEP!"

4 comments:

Sue D said...

You find the funniest things for Fridays!

Karr said...

TOO FUNNY! Love Funny Fridays!

Jackie Wamhoff said...

Thanks so much, ladies. :-) I really enjoy the thought of making you smile!

Linda R. said...

Ha! Thanks for the smiles!