Friday, October 12, 2012

Friday Funnies: World Egg Day


Today is World Egg Day, I kid you not. Who knew there was such a thing?

Established at the International Egg Commission Vienna in 1996, World Egg Day is celebrated on the second Friday in October each year. It is a unique opportunity to help raise awareness of the benefits of eggs and is celebrated in countries all around the world.


In honor of this esteemed holiday, I've got a few riddles to share with you:

What day do eggs hate most?
Fry-day!

How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up!

How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried!

What do chickens call a school test?
Eggs-amination!

What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-celerated!

Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk!

How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up!

What sport are the eggs good at?
Running!

Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens!

How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick!


And here's an adult-rated one:


Hah! Hope you have an egg-cellent weekend, Inky friends!

4 comments:

Creative M said...

Love it!!This is so cool!M Fav is"why can't you tease egg whites"/...LOL
VeryFunny!
Enjoy your day,
Migdalia

Linda R. said...

World Egg Day!! Who would have known! :-)

Sue D said...

Love the riddles. Since we raise chickens you would think we would know it is World Egg day but it was news to me.

Jackie Wamhoff said...

Thanks for reading and leaving your nice comments, ladies. :-)