Friday, December 28, 2012

Friday Funnies: Dog & Cat New Year's Resolutions

Are you making any New Year's resolutions, Inky friends?

Even though Bo & Daisy (our dogs) and Boo & Oscar (our cats) may think they're perfect just as they are, we found a few suggestions they should consider implementing in 2013.


New Year's Resolutions for Dogs

1. I will not eat my own or other animals' poop.

2. I won't try to lick my humans' faces after eating animal poop.

3. I will not eat "kitty box crunchies."

4. I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the backyard after processing.

5. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down while it's raining outside.

6. I will not bark each time I hear a door bell on TV.

7. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

8. I will remember to shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
 
 
New Year's Resolutions for Cats

1. I will keep in mind that yelling at the can of food will not make it open itself.

2. When my human is typing at the computer, I will remember that her forearms are not a hammock.

3. I will not scratch the walls, curtains, furniture, or kitchen cabinets.

4. I will not play "dead cat on the floor" while people are trying to bring in groceries or do the laundry.

5. Computer monitors and TVs do not exist to backlight my lovely tail. I will not sit directly in front of the screen anymore.

6. Birds do not come from the bird feeder. I will not knock it down and try to open it up to get the birds out.

7. I will come when my human calls me. Well, most of the time, anyway.

8. I will not sleep more than 23 hours per day.

14 comments:

Linda R. said...

Thanks for the smiles. I know a couple of kitties who could make those resolutions!

Sue D said...

These are too funny--so many of them are true for the critters in our life.

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LaNell said...

These are so cute. Can't wait to share with my friends.

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