My husband may getting up there in years, but he's still a kid at heart. I always tell him that he acts like a 12 year old. Maybe now he's up to 14. ;-)
In honor of his special day, I'm posting a few humorous clues for identifying the aging process.
"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.
All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique.
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"Happy hour" is a nap.
"Tying one on" means fastening your MedicAlert bracelet.
You are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You are 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 96 around the golf course.
You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
For more of these funny tidbits, click here. Happy Birthday to my wonderful guy, and thanks to our Inky friends for joining us today!