Friday, March 29, 2013

Friday Funnies: Happy Easter

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for 3 hours!

Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny.

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you!

Q: What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: Hare mail!

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Happy Easter, Inky friends. Hope you have an egg-cellent holiday!


Sue D said...

Very cute and Happy Easter!

Chelsea said...

you "crack" me up!!! Have a Happy Easter!

Linda R. said...

What do you call a row of bunnies hopping backwards?......A receding hare line! Happy Easter!