Friday, March 22, 2013

Friday Funnies: Spring

As you know, Wednesday marked the official first day of spring...but it's kind of hard to tell that from looking around our neighborhood:

Despite the lingering cold, snowy weather, we've got a few spring jokes to share with you!

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a March.

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch, they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief, she smiled and responded, "Well, you missed a test while you were gone, so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said, "First question: Which tire was flat?"

Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and, realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So, he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day.

As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way, he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church. At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"

The Lord sighed and replied, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it. It rolled up and fell into the hole. IT WAS A 420-YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"

The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"


Sue D said...

Thanks for the laughs today!

Linda R. said...

Good one! But its not spring here either....can't wait!

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