Friday, April 26, 2013

Friday Funnies: Dentist Humor

Yesterday I had a dental appointment for an exam and cleaning. I can't quite say that I look forward to these visits, but I really do like my dentist and hygienist a lot.

They're both very friendly yet professional. Our conversations often go like this:

Sound familiar? Here are a few more tidbits of dental humor:

A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examined him and remarked, “That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. Have you been eating anything different?”

The man replied, “Well, about four months ago, my wife made some asparagus and put a sauce on it that was delicious. She said it's Hollandaise sauce, and I loved it so much that I started putting it on everything—meat, toast, fish, vegetables, and eggs.”

“Hmm, that might be the problem," said the dentist, “Hollandaise sauce is made with a lot of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It’s eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time I will use chrome.”

“Why chrome?” asked the patient.

“It’s simple," answered the dentist. "Everyone knows that there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque

Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one."

Q: Why did the dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looked down in the mouth.

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Thanks to Dr. Swenson and Carrie at Northview Dental for providing the inspiration behind today's post.

Tooth be told, I realize it was a little corny...but I still hope you smiled, Inky friends!


Sue D said...

Thanks for the smiles today--I just received my post card reminder to make a dentist appointment.

Linda R. said...

I have a dentist apt this week, too. I guess I might have to share some of these jokes.

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