Friday, July 26, 2013

Friday Funnies: Veggie Humor

A couple of weeks ago, I'd mentioned that Steve and I have started an exercise program. To go along with that, we've been tracking our food intake.

In our quest to eat healthier, we have added more vegetables to our diet. Here are some veggie-related jokes that I hope you'll enjoy:

Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!

Why did the carrot get embarrassed?
Because it saw the chick pea.

What is small and red that whispers?
A hoarse radish!

What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.


Chrisd said...

Just great Jackie!

Jennifer Scull said...

oh my gosh, I was sitting here cracking up over the very first one.... these are a hoot! thank you for the Friday funnies you share every week! too much fun! :)

Sue D said...

Very funny!

Linda R. said...

hmmm......Almost makes me want to eat vegetables.