Friday, October 18, 2013

Friday Funnies: Wedding

Tomorrow we're going to a family wedding. It should be a good time.

Naw, they aren't the Hardy-Harr couple. Steve's cousin Arlene and her fiancé, Dan, are getting married.

I hope they won't be too nervous...

...and that everything will go as they've planned...

....without any major surprises!

I'm sure it will be a lovely event, and we're really looking forward to attending.

For a gift, wouldn't Mr. and Mrs. pillows be fun?

Or, wait, these are even better yet:

Kidding. We just bought a couple of items from their wedding registry. At least we know that kind of gift is "always right"!

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The Perfect Dress

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce a few years back. All of her careful planning had paid off, and there were just a few last-minute details remaining.

It was all coming together very nicely. Not only that, but her mother had found the perfect dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever, which also made Jennifer happy!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress. Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother, who graciously said, "Never mind, sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner, the night before the wedding."


Linda R. said...

Love the story! She who laughs first? Enjoy your wedding!

Katie said...

Love the dress story! Ha! Thanks for sharing.

Katie B.

Jackie Wamhoff said...

Thank you, Linda and Katie, for taking time to leave your comment. Glad to share a laugh with you! :-)

Sue D said...

These were great!

Jennifer Scull said...

hope you have a great time at the wedding this weekend!
love the comics and that terrific story! :)

bridget22868 said...

Lol love the comics and the story of the mother and the step-monster oops I mean step-mother,. I say her mom did the best thing ever. And I think I would have done the same thing. I hope the wedding went off without any problems and everyone had an awesome time. Thanks for sharing that with us. I know I got a giggle out of it! :)

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