Friday, May 9, 2014

Friday Funnies: Cats Rule

Last Friday's post compared cats and dogs, but I thought this week we'd put our spotlight on just the felines!

Sometimes, they are just brilliant creatures:

And other times? Not so much:
But you gotta love 'em, no matter what. Here's some cat humor, for your a-mews-ment:
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
What do you use to groom a cat? A catacomb.
Why did the person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws, and the other has the clause before the pause.


Eve said...

hahahah so cute! luv the cats! :)

Sue D said...

My favorite is the Cat Resume--so true!

Katie said...

Very funny! Thanks for sharing.

Katie B.

Linda R. said...

What would the world be like w/o cats? Thanks for the laughs.