A mother was pulling the finished hot dogs off the grill for her two young sons, John and Jeremy. The boys began to argue over who would get the first hot dog. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first grilled hot hog. I can wait.'"
The two brothers looked at each other. Then John turned to his younger brother and said, "Jeremy, you be Jesus!"
As every Southerner knows, come spring it will be time to get ready for that all-important cooking technique of the south: outdoor grilling. Great for those weekends at the lake!
I have just found out there are several stores where you can get a FREE BBQ grill! In these hard economic times, this news is sure to excite everybody.
You can get a free BBQ grill from any of the following stores**:
Big Lots Costco
See below for example photo. I especially like the higher rack, which can be used for keeping things warm. And look at those bread warmers…how handy is that?
Just make sure to get a metal one instead of the plastic variety if you have a choice; the plastic ones don't do so well. Happy Grilling, and ya'll enjoy now!
**Of course, we don't condone stealing. This is just a joke, people. :-)