Friday, July 4, 2014

Friday Funnies: Happy 4th of July!


How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!

What would you get if you crossed a famous Founding Father with a famous monster?
Benjamin Franklinstein.

Who is a dog’s favorite Founding Father?
Bone Franklin.

What dog said, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"?
Paw Revere.

Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
Student: “On the bottom!”

Teacher: More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War. Student: Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!

What did King George III think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting.

What was the patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?
Chicken Catch-a-Tory!

What did the patriot put on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion!

What do you call an American drawing?
Yankee doodle.

Which colonists told the worst jokes?
Punsylvanians.

2 comments:

Sue D said...

Very fun!

Linda R. said...

Hee hee...Chicken Catch-a-Tory