Friday, July 4, 2014
Friday Funnies: Happy 4th of July!
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
What would you get if you crossed a famous Founding Father with a famous monster?
Who is a dog’s favorite Founding Father?
What dog said, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"?
Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
Student: “On the bottom!”
Teacher: More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War. Student: Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!
What did King George III think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting.
What was the patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?
What did the patriot put on his dry skin?
What do you call an American drawing?
Which colonists told the worst jokes?